- Lord Henry: You really must not allow yourself to become sunburnt. It would be unbecoming.
- Dorian: What can it matter?
- Lord Henry: It should matter everything to you, Mr. Gray.
- Dorian: Why?
- Lord Henry: Because you have the most marvelous youth, and youth is the one thing worth having.
While I was out of town, my little sister changed the background of the family computer to a picture of Lil Wayne. However, when my mom was telling me the story, she said my sister changed the background to “some ugly black guy. I don’t want him staring at me while I’m on the computer.” It also took her a good day to figure out how to change it back. Oh, the hilarity of my technology-challenged mother.